[Image: A goose standing on the ground behind a glass door with a sign taped to it that reads: “Use the other door the goose will attack if you go out through this door”.]

leanonstephen:

don’t be silly; that’s a canadian goose and we are a peaceful people

DON’T LET THEM TELL YOU LIES. 

They’re not actually Canadian. They’re just Canada Geese, which means they hide in Canada until it’s time to come back to the US and learn how to be MEAN AND NASTY AND UGLY WITH BIG SHARP POINTY BEAKS. 

THAT GOOSE IS DYNAMITE!

(Source: caoine)

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   Go on goose. You show em.

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