May. 31, 2012 at 6:30pm with 19 notes
Reblogged from karnythia
50 shades of buttfifty shades of grey
ALSO

karnythia:

sonic-hip-attack:

that scene with the blowjob happened in the bath. So for her to take him ‘deeper and deeper’ into her throat, she would have to be submerging her head under the water. 

Drowning is so hot you guys

The sex scenes in this series are possibly the most awkward & uncomfortable things ever written.

I reblog just for the tag. I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT IS SO FUNNY. 

Also, I’m glad that the internets have warned me about this book, because if I’d just heard “oh, fanfic writer turned pro” I might have tripped, fallen, and actually read this thing. But gratefully, others have suffered so I might not have to. 

To those who burned their retinas on this, I salute you.

  1. somethingtrivial reblogged this from goddesskerrigan
  2. madamethursday reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    I reblog just for the tag. I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT IS SO FUNNY. Also, I’m glad that the internets have warned me about...
  3. karnythia reblogged this from deliciouskaek and added:
    The sex scenes in this series are possibly the most awkward & uncomfortable things ever written.
  4. bmoburns reblogged this from deliciouskaek and added:
    Terrible book. Everyone stop reading !
  5. daughterofassata reblogged this from deliciouskaek
  6. deliciouskaek said: lol what is this fuckery you keep posting? it’s a mess and i’m laughing soooo hard. it’s almost as bad as that one with the Viking and his galloping abs.
  7. deliciouskaek reblogged this from sonic-hip-attack
  8. goddesskerrigan reblogged this from sonic-hip-attack and added:
    “If you won’t drown to give your man the pleasure he needs, clearly you’re inadequate as a lover.”
  9. captainhollyshort said: WOW THIS BOOK MAKES SEX SOUND HORRIBLE SORRY JUST SHARIN’.
  10. sonic-hip-attack posted this